Cougar-ing

Read an article on this and it was SCARY!! O.o

Definition:
Cougar-ing: older women going after little boys, also known as cradle robbing.

Where it has been seen:
ALL over Hollywood baby

the boys:
Also known as boy toys.
Also known to be changed like purses in each new season.

Why:
No idea, maybe cougars just like having "fun" with people that can be their children.

How:
Just flash any young guy who is horny.

Examples:
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher - 15 year difference
Sam Taylor-Wood (42) (already preggo with) Aaron Johnson (19) - YIKES!!! 22 year difference
Kim Cattrall (52) with Alan Wyse (28) - 24 year difference...*eyes popping*

♫Charz

N-n-n-nn-n----ooo-NO, you can't leave me! Ya i think i will cuz u STINK!

Kristen Stewart....

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...she pisses me off!

Just because she got cast in the Bella Swan role and is now one of the most influencial people in the celebrity world, she gets cast in every other movie! She doesn't even like Twilight for Gosh-Sakes!! She's openly admitted that she finds the whole twilight series is stupid and juvenile!!!

Yet why do people still love her???

I really don't know!!!

She's so monotone! no expression or emotion, all her acting is based around blinking *blink blink blink* and her stuttering "N-n-nnn---noooo----NO! Edward you can't, can- can't- le-le-leave m-m-mmm-me!!!"  probably because she doesn't even remember the line!! Go to a professional acting class already!

Smoking pot.....hm...a good role model you aint

flipping people the bird (even though these "people" are the paparazzi) while you're high is not nice (not that its good to do it any other time...)

But her other movies:

Adventureland, is gay: all its is, is a bunch of teenagers who have no life and work at an amusement park while getting drunk and high. Oh! Not to mention that Kristen Stewart fucks Ryan Reynolds in this movie. Who plays a character that's married. messed up storyline and boring as hell. the only funny thing is when this guy gets hit in the crotch.

The Runaways: which I don't believe is out yet... but I'm not planning on seeing Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart making out, not worth my money, I could go buy some socks and a poster of them both with a package of sharpies to deface them. Now THATS a better use of my money =P
I also forgot, her new haircut...totally not flattering, I think she looks like a dude, no, correction, she is a dude.
                    
Now, the whole other thing of Kristen Stewart dating Robert Pattinson....not cool. You so should not date costars while you have a full series of movies to complete (well, they're done now, but that's besides the point). If it ended badly, the movies would be ruined, and many little girls will cry (I am happy to say I will no longer be one of those girls). I also can't believe she ditched her 3 year relationship with her other boyfriend just for Pattinson, he's really not that attractive (sorry melissa, those abs are air brushed sweetie). Even her costars who play Alice and Rosalie agree with this, Pattinson's so not worth it and what Kristen did was harsh.

But all that aside, I think I just don't like her because I don't think she deserves everything she's getting, which is kinda true, but if you don't agree with me, that's your opinion and this is mine.
I DON'T LIKE KRISTEN STEWART.

♫Charz

GARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw Gr.12!
i'm so done with all this crap!!!
>=[

♫Charz

finally!

Okay, so I can finally take a breath of relief and relax, because... I GOT MY PROM DRESS!!!!!!!!!  I must admit, I was hoping to get a more unique colour, but the lady didn't have any other colours able to be ordered or anything, cause this is the only dress of its kind.  So that's about it, I had to get some alterations, so hopefully it will fit really snug (as a bug in a rug). :)

xo, melissa

what's the deal with romance?

So, I may be delving into personal experiences, but really?  What is it that gives you that fuzzy feeling inside every time you are with that special someone?  Some may call it love, but depending on your age, it's hard to say.  Every girl looks for her prince charming at some point, and hopefully, I will find mine someday.  This is a load of cheese, but I felt like doing a feel good post about love, because for those of you who have found it, hold on to it and cherish it.  The roses, the random gifts, dances, dinner, dates, fun times, making out, it's all there. 

And besides, the world is always better with some cheese. :)

xo, Melissa

Fashion Show!!!!!

So, today I went with my friend to her work place and got fitted for a fashion show!
I'm super excited yet nervous, I REALLY hope I don't fall and ruin a dress. but they are oh, so gorgeous =)
here's one of the dresses I'm wearing:
I think it looks better on me though =P
kinda ballerina/goth meets prom (but its like super short *yikes*)

um, the other two are, a strapless purple one (love it) and a red halter one which is sooooooo HOT DAMN!
I wish I had pictures to show you guys =(
maybe tomorrow I'll be able to get some photos.
well, wish me luck, fashion show starts @ 11:30 at Laura.

more origins of humanity?

hey hey hey, im baaack.  from the abyss, or the cave, or w/e, maybe i briefly died like charlotte said.
anywho, i was surfing good old yahoo, and found this:

Yesterday in a cave in Siberia, DNA from the bone of an unknown woman's pinky finger was extracted for testing.  At first it seemed that she was just a regular human, but no, scientists seem to think she was a cross between us and Neanderthals.  Referred to as "Woman X" this pre-human species could have lived as recently as 30000 years ago, to as long ago as a million years ago, when a line of humans known as hominins diverged to give humans and Neanderthals.  One Svaante Paabo, a DNA analyzer, referred to the genetic material as "some new creature that has not been on our radar screen so far."

As for right now, Paabo, Johannes Krausse and colleages are painstakingly working to find out more about the female creature and in what exact time period she may have lived.

xo, melissa

Awwww.....

Oh my lord... here's my checklist for this weekend

Study Calc-5hrs
Go to job fair-2hrs
Go shopping for baby shower-3hrs
Go look up scholarships-5hrs
Review Food and Nutrition for test-2hrs
Do Food and Nutrition project-10hrs (lots of goofing off)
Review Hamlet for character studies-3hrs
Review Religion for test-3hrs
Sleep- 24hrs

TOTAL= 57 HRS OF WORK :(

So that leaves only 15hrs to myself and I will probably waste that on work, eating, and trying to relax.
FML.

*poof*

Fatima

Well then...

k, well it seems that melissa and fatima have died.



*tears*




>=/

♫Charz

.......?!?!?!?!?!?!

this is the most asked question on the internet when you type in why in google:

WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN????

REALLY?! is that what you people google? let's see what they say...
some stuff about god, slavery and biblical reasons.

My answer:
CAUSE WE'RE NOT FOR SALE!!!!

who the hell asks these questions???

and why are canadians afraid of the dark? hmm....i don't think we are, well some of us, lol, but wtf kind of question is that?!
just, GTFO. this is ridiculous yet hilarious.

♫Charz