Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
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Work

Almost done! One more day left, it's kinda sad in a way, I guess. It'll mean no more waking up early for the next week, but no more time spent with coworkers and knowing that summer is drawing to a close. *sigh*

But I did hear a really funny line at work, its from a movie and relates to math. Get ready to bust a gut :)

A guy goes up to a girl at a party and says, "What up?"
She replies with "Not much"
He then goes on saying: "How about I add you with me, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and let's multiply!"
I thought it was the funniest thing ever, obviously no one would say this in real life, but if anyone did, they won't be talking for a while!

☼Charz
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Plane Stupid

Ah, the wonders of google, these are pretty funny:

Sadly, I don't think the pilots saw this sign.

Houston, we may have a problem...

Incoming...

Learn to fly... Ya right, it's more like learn to crash.

Well, I guess we know how the sign got damaged.

Toooo low

Way too low!

Way to take out a cop car!

Who needs to take a dump?

♫Charz
 
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