Pick It Up

Here's some pathetic/funny pick up lines I just found.
If ANYONE ever uses these, they are liable to go to jail.

GIRLS: What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

GUYS: Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!

♫Charz

Pick it Up

So, I'm really bored and avoiding math hw...that's why I'm blogging. This will be a mini series.
Pick up lines from the bad, the funny and the pathetic both for girls and guys.
(I will not be held responsible if you get killed or gravely hurt in using these pick up lines)

Guys:
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

Girls:
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

♫Charz