Cougar-ing

Read an article on this and it was SCARY!! O.o

Definition:
Cougar-ing: older women going after little boys, also known as cradle robbing.

Where it has been seen:
ALL over Hollywood baby

the boys:
Also known as boy toys.
Also known to be changed like purses in each new season.

Why:
No idea, maybe cougars just like having "fun" with people that can be their children.

How:
Just flash any young guy who is horny.

Examples:
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher - 15 year difference
Sam Taylor-Wood (42) (already preggo with) Aaron Johnson (19) - YIKES!!! 22 year difference
Kim Cattrall (52) with Alan Wyse (28) - 24 year difference...*eyes popping*

♫Charz

N-n-n-nn-n----ooo-NO, you can't leave me! Ya i think i will cuz u STINK!

Kristen Stewart....

.....

.....

...she pisses me off!

Just because she got cast in the Bella Swan role and is now one of the most influencial people in the celebrity world, she gets cast in every other movie! She doesn't even like Twilight for Gosh-Sakes!! She's openly admitted that she finds the whole twilight series is stupid and juvenile!!!

Yet why do people still love her???

I really don't know!!!

She's so monotone! no expression or emotion, all her acting is based around blinking *blink blink blink* and her stuttering "N-n-nnn---noooo----NO! Edward you can't, can- can't- le-le-leave m-m-mmm-me!!!"  probably because she doesn't even remember the line!! Go to a professional acting class already!

Smoking pot.....hm...a good role model you aint

flipping people the bird (even though these "people" are the paparazzi) while you're high is not nice (not that its good to do it any other time...)

But her other movies:

Adventureland, is gay: all its is, is a bunch of teenagers who have no life and work at an amusement park while getting drunk and high. Oh! Not to mention that Kristen Stewart fucks Ryan Reynolds in this movie. Who plays a character that's married. messed up storyline and boring as hell. the only funny thing is when this guy gets hit in the crotch.

The Runaways: which I don't believe is out yet... but I'm not planning on seeing Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart making out, not worth my money, I could go buy some socks and a poster of them both with a package of sharpies to deface them. Now THATS a better use of my money =P
I also forgot, her new haircut...totally not flattering, I think she looks like a dude, no, correction, she is a dude.
                    
Now, the whole other thing of Kristen Stewart dating Robert Pattinson....not cool. You so should not date costars while you have a full series of movies to complete (well, they're done now, but that's besides the point). If it ended badly, the movies would be ruined, and many little girls will cry (I am happy to say I will no longer be one of those girls). I also can't believe she ditched her 3 year relationship with her other boyfriend just for Pattinson, he's really not that attractive (sorry melissa, those abs are air brushed sweetie). Even her costars who play Alice and Rosalie agree with this, Pattinson's so not worth it and what Kristen did was harsh.

But all that aside, I think I just don't like her because I don't think she deserves everything she's getting, which is kinda true, but if you don't agree with me, that's your opinion and this is mine.
I DON'T LIKE KRISTEN STEWART.

♫Charz

GARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw Gr.12!
i'm so done with all this crap!!!
>=[

♫Charz

finally!

Okay, so I can finally take a breath of relief and relax, because... I GOT MY PROM DRESS!!!!!!!!!  I must admit, I was hoping to get a more unique colour, but the lady didn't have any other colours able to be ordered or anything, cause this is the only dress of its kind.  So that's about it, I had to get some alterations, so hopefully it will fit really snug (as a bug in a rug). :)

xo, melissa

what's the deal with romance?

So, I may be delving into personal experiences, but really?  What is it that gives you that fuzzy feeling inside every time you are with that special someone?  Some may call it love, but depending on your age, it's hard to say.  Every girl looks for her prince charming at some point, and hopefully, I will find mine someday.  This is a load of cheese, but I felt like doing a feel good post about love, because for those of you who have found it, hold on to it and cherish it.  The roses, the random gifts, dances, dinner, dates, fun times, making out, it's all there. 

And besides, the world is always better with some cheese. :)

xo, Melissa

Fashion Show!!!!!

So, today I went with my friend to her work place and got fitted for a fashion show!
I'm super excited yet nervous, I REALLY hope I don't fall and ruin a dress. but they are oh, so gorgeous =)
here's one of the dresses I'm wearing:
I think it looks better on me though =P
kinda ballerina/goth meets prom (but its like super short *yikes*)

um, the other two are, a strapless purple one (love it) and a red halter one which is sooooooo HOT DAMN!
I wish I had pictures to show you guys =(
maybe tomorrow I'll be able to get some photos.
well, wish me luck, fashion show starts @ 11:30 at Laura.

more origins of humanity?

hey hey hey, im baaack.  from the abyss, or the cave, or w/e, maybe i briefly died like charlotte said.
anywho, i was surfing good old yahoo, and found this:

Yesterday in a cave in Siberia, DNA from the bone of an unknown woman's pinky finger was extracted for testing.  At first it seemed that she was just a regular human, but no, scientists seem to think she was a cross between us and Neanderthals.  Referred to as "Woman X" this pre-human species could have lived as recently as 30000 years ago, to as long ago as a million years ago, when a line of humans known as hominins diverged to give humans and Neanderthals.  One Svaante Paabo, a DNA analyzer, referred to the genetic material as "some new creature that has not been on our radar screen so far."

As for right now, Paabo, Johannes Krausse and colleages are painstakingly working to find out more about the female creature and in what exact time period she may have lived.

xo, melissa

Awwww.....

Oh my lord... here's my checklist for this weekend

Study Calc-5hrs
Go to job fair-2hrs
Go shopping for baby shower-3hrs
Go look up scholarships-5hrs
Review Food and Nutrition for test-2hrs
Do Food and Nutrition project-10hrs (lots of goofing off)
Review Hamlet for character studies-3hrs
Review Religion for test-3hrs
Sleep- 24hrs

TOTAL= 57 HRS OF WORK :(

So that leaves only 15hrs to myself and I will probably waste that on work, eating, and trying to relax.
FML.

*poof*

Fatima

Well then...

k, well it seems that melissa and fatima have died.



*tears*




>=/

♫Charz

.......?!?!?!?!?!?!

this is the most asked question on the internet when you type in why in google:

WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN????

REALLY?! is that what you people google? let's see what they say...
some stuff about god, slavery and biblical reasons.

My answer:
CAUSE WE'RE NOT FOR SALE!!!!

who the hell asks these questions???

and why are canadians afraid of the dark? hmm....i don't think we are, well some of us, lol, but wtf kind of question is that?!
just, GTFO. this is ridiculous yet hilarious.

♫Charz

Sex Change Please

So, H&M had lauched their Spring/Summer 2010 line a while back but I still can't get over the fact that they are selling some things to certain audiences which do not match up.
Skirts are meant for girls.
Skirts are sooo not for guys (no matter how hot the model is)
And drop crotch pants?! that's pushing it!!!
Your wang-a-dang, doesn't need so much space to hang and swing freely.
Drop crotch pants may be, dare I say it, worse then guys having their pants by their knees.

But I guess its a good thing North America isn't very fashion forward, so I don't think we lovely ladies have to worry about having our boyfriends showing up for a date in a skirt or drop crotch pants.

♫Charz

Drowning

i'm literally drowing in a pile of crap!!!
(crap being work)
and i don't have time to blog, and it makes me sad =(

♫Charz

♫ I'm BACK ♪

lmao! did ya miss me? =P

♫Charz

Me is Happy =)

I just bought my prom dress =)

here in Toronto at BCBG Maxazria.
It's GORGEOUS!!!!! (well, i think so at least)
picture has been posted on facebook, but here's a better one :)

simple yet elegant
silk chiffon
in crystal blue (ya, i know blue, but hopefully no one else has the same shade of blue )

original price: $504
paid price: $252

A BooYah!!!!

if anyone, and I mean ANYONE, tries to get the same dress as me, you will pay, not even die, PAY!!! big time, no joke.

now, all that's left are some shoes and accessories.

peace =)

Charz

best textsfromlastnight.com texts

(217):

you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...

(610):

it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.

(651):

All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.

(905):

gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way

(303):

i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed

(816):

If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.

(339):

i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet

(225):

ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today

                                                                                                                                                         *poof*
                                                                                                                                                          fatima

Gone... to the big T

This is a little good-bye for now.
I won't be able to blog for the next 4 days cuz i'll be in TORONTO!!!
wooooo :)

I'll tell you guys all about it when i get back

ttyl!!!
♫Charz

extras?

So shopping was tres fun and exciting, because I actually found 2 extremely potential prom dresses.  The first was this pure silk, strapless, fuschia dress, that fit really well except that the bust was too small.  i guess i should be happy about that?  and then we ate at La Pointe seafood restaurant, and our waiter was really nice, but quite creeperish.  i mean, he kinda stared fatima down, and kept giving us the eye in general.  then we went to a billion other places, and i found like 5 realllyyy cute summer dresses, but guess what?  no, they werent too expensive or anything, its just this thing called my hips, and they are like gigantico, so i couldnt get most of the dresses over them.  and there were a billion cute skinny jeans i would have bought in a minute... if they didnt cost $250 a pair.

As for LaSenza, yes, we kinda got bras and panties, but so what?? Some of us were in desperate need of one or the other.  And they were some damn good purchases.  Oh, and I kind of kidnapped the creepy stuffed animals char and fatima were naming while chatting on my cell cause I thought they were cool.  And looked much better with me. 

xo, Melissa

The origins of the dumb bear

Okay, so charlotte basically covered all the goings on today... so i figured I would just fill in some rough patches.
So we went into this cool knick knack store, and there was like gemstone mania going on, so i thought i would find some amethyst stuff since my birthday is in february.  and i find this ginormous piece of amethyst that looks like it has been ripped from a cave (it was kind of from brazil anyways) and so i was touching it in awe, when fatima and charlotte tell me to stop touching it. i respond "no man, it's not like its against the law or something", and thats when they point to a sign directly in front of my face that says "DO NOT TOUCH; NE TOUCHEZ PAS".
So uh, yeah, i was kinda like, "well, it's all good, now it has melissa all over it" and charlotte and fatima were not feeling the same sentiment.

So we left that place pretty fast and walk through this sketchy alleyway, where i was being mocked for being silly, at which point i started growling like a bear cause i was also hungry, so i stated "grrrr, im a BEARRRR!"  and fatima is like, "shut up, you dumb bear"

end of story. 

xo, melissa

P.S. with refernce to char's recap of the day, fatima insulted me first.  just thought i would say that for the official record.  and everybody knows we are having marriage issues as it is.

Rideau, Byward and the Dumb Bear

So, today was quite an interesting day to say the least.

Prom dress shopping was successful for some, and not so much for others unless they magically trip over a 5 tonne bag of money.

Exploring downtown ottawa can be one of the greatest things to do especially when the sun is shining and its SOOOOOO WARM :)

i think the next time i do this it'll need to be a video montage, i've always wanted to make one of those :)

so this was basically what happened:

walk to baseline station wait for melissa and fatima
melissa and fatima get off the bus and yell to get my attention making a scene
get on the 95
talk about fatima and melissa's little adventures at FX *winkwinknudgenudge*
get off at rideau
walk down some random street
melissa insults fatima
fatima insults melissa
charlotte needs to break up a fight, again.
find a nice prom dress store
go in, owner is super nice
tells us of a clearance store
go to clearance store
see pretty dresses, that are a billion times too big
walk some more
see random boutiques
more prom dressses
melissa finds a fuschia one
fatima finds a red one
charlotte finds a red one
all not uber expensive
us like =D
imagining ourselves in paris with haute couture
charlotte falls in love with a pair of shoes
charlotte can't afford said shoes on budget
charlotte cries
melissa cries because she wants a pretty dress
fatima calls us all fools and makes the first purchase of the day, a belt.
walk some more
see more boutiques
see crazy stuffed animals and name them
fatima has a fiesta at the back of her pants
charlotte buys a skirt
fatima buys a sweater
melissa is still empty handed
getting hungry
go to La Pointe
Mmmmmmmm food
fatima pisses off the waiter
melissa orders a caesar salad
fatima orders a caesar salad
charlotte orders...
1 lb of mussels, charlotte has now gained a pound =P
walked some more
see outrageous prices
go try on more prom dresses
finally making our way back to rideau
go to le chateau
zara, and charlotte falls in love with another pair of shoes
tan suede boots, but said boot, is MISSING ONE!!!
only a left boot, where the hell is the RIGHT BOOT?????
charlotte is pissed and not having a good day.
melissa, fatima and charlotte go to lasenza... (not gonna finish that sentence)
finally making our way to our last stop, BCBG Max Azria
all find pretty dresses
fatima dress: 325 approx.
melissa : 500 approx
charlotte: lets just say 3 times 7, gives you 777....
RUNWAY CLOTHING
DESIGNER CLOTHING
TIME FOR PICTURES =)

(i still want a montage...i'll get there, eventually)
k pics...

my lovely shoes that I wanted, they looked so hot on me :)

and would have looked fantastic with the new skirt I just bought.

*tears*

on the right hand side is the graveyard of mussel shells, courtesy of moi

us in BCBG

Us in BCBG again

Melissa being a cell phone camera hog

The dress I tried on

The three links below are the dresses we tried on in better quality, straight from the bcbg website:

- http://www.bcbg.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3949454&cp=2901570.3936812&view=all&clickid=cat_leftnav_txt&parentPage=family

- http://www.bcbg.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3983355&cp=2840697&view=all&parentPage=family

- http://www.bcbg.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3906111&cp=2840697&view=all&parentPage=family

♫Charz

LUCK IS CHANGING!!!!

k, so in order for this to make sense u would of had to of read the previous blog of fml.
so message art teacher on facebook...no reply
message old art teacher...no reply
go next door to see the lawyer...no reply

get phone number and address of art teacher from current creepy stalker friend...aka TAMMY LYNN

lmao, luv u :)

call and leave a message

break down crying

art teacher calls back

Alleluia!!!

SAVED :)

♫Charz

Fml for real this time

Fml I have an interview on Saturday at Ryerson
Fml I haven't chosen things to put in my portoflio
Fml I still need to write statements about each piece
FML I just realized I need an Authorization Statment signed by a teacher
FML, ITS MARCH BREAK AND I CAN'T GET HOLD OF MY TEACHER!!!

fml Charz

despicable

So I was surfing yahoo's "News That Stunned Us" page and came across this:

A computer-addicted, South Korean couple was just recently charged and arrested for leaving their 3 month-old baby to starve to death while they raised a virtual daughter online.  The 41 year-old man (Kim Yoo-chul) and his 25 year-old wife Choi Mi-sun, would spend up to 12 hours at various internet cafes raising the avatar child, while their actual daughter was left at home to starve, getting maybe one bottle per day at most.  The couple had been on the run since the autopsy reports of their daughter were released.

xo, melissa

bad luck all around...

So a few days ago, these gigantic (15 metres long) sea creatures by the name of oarfish washed up on Japan's shores.  Just a strange, random occurrence? I think not.

You see, these fish have been washing up since November, for a total of about 20 so far.  And Japanese legend says they bring tidings of possible earthquakes in the future.  A more scientific explanation is that these fish are generally bottomfeeders, staying at least 1000 metres below the surface, so when they wash up on shore, that's kind of a big difference in depth from what they usually live in.  The most viable reason is that there is seismic activity going on at the bottom of the ocean, which uproots them from their habitat and causes them to surface.  And this is not the first time Japan has had earthquake, or tsunami, scares for that matter. 

In 1923, they experienced a death toll of over 150 000 people, and just recently they held the 15th anniversary of the earthquake that killed at least 6400 people of the eastern port of Kobe...  And just this morning (8:00 a.m. in Japan), an earthquake registering at 6.6 on the seismic scale hit just off the central coast of Japan. 

So maybe these fish are just legends that the Japanese happen to take quite seriously, but one thing is for sure, Japan is no stranger to natural disasters (it is the most earquake prone region in the world) and any warning is something to go by.

xo, melissa

Protection? Yep, I'm covered.

Picture this:
Its Prom Night and you plan on sexing it up.
Your parents, rather than being oblivious, decide that you are old enough to be responsible,
AS LONG AS you remember your protection.
Well, this one dad decided that this would be the perfect solution.
No matter how many times you do it, there will always be back up =P

PROM-DOM Dresses... prom dress, condom dress, what's the difference?

 ♫Charz

sup, march break?

Okay, so I can actually wake up on monday morning... when i want to.  I really need this break, I don't know about you guys, but I am just done with school right now.  And after this break, the rest of the school year is gonna feel like it flew by.  I can't believe high school is finished in almost 3 months!

*tear* *tear* for my friends, who I will miss like crazy.
But for now, let's not think about that, everyone just relax and party it up for the next 9 days!

xo, Melissa

So, what up?

I know we've been complaining like hell on this blog, but we can't help it, it's like our own little rant box :)
plus, school work has just been piling up like CRAZY
but no worries, march break is just around the corner, so stay tuned :)

♫Charz

I gotta fever of 103...

Shit! I reallllyyyy need a prom dress.  The stress is starting to mount now.

It's not like i haven't looked yet, I mean, I have looked at every site there is, and i have narrowed it down to like 5 or 6 dresses (majority from le chateau).  But frig!! It's a matter of actually going out and trying them on, or getting them ordered or whatever.  Oh and then there is that thing called paying for them...

xo, Melissa

UPSET!

So last year making the badminton team was easy. There were four spots for three people. Now this year we have five people trying out and they are all ATHLETES! I mean don't they want to try out for soccer or something? Damn it. Oh and we have a calculus test tomorrow. That just about sums up why i'm upset.

*poof*

Fatima

*sigh*

hmm, well I just finished SOME homework and so I thought I would blog.  I hate how in every single class you get a billion assignments right before the march break, or any extended holiday for that matter.  I cannot wait until Friday when I don't have to think about school for like 10 days!! YESSS! But of course, what would a nice, relaxing break from school be without homework to keep you company?  Especially bible work? 

Party over here, party over thereee.  NOT. ;)

xo, Melissa

Not just politicians

So this is what lies within the walls of Parliament:
Good lookin Peoples :)
Today, I was at the West Block of Parliament to celebrate 100 year anniversary of Girl Guides of Canada. (hey! don't knock GGC, it's given me so many experiences like traveling to mexico and switzerland for cheap and as well, i can get insider info :) i've been in mutliple ballrooms hosted by Michaelle Jean and other stuff, all very cool!! )

Justin Trudeau, so much better looking in person. I met him today!! *swoon*

pretty ballroom chandelier :) sparkly...

hot waiter/caterer person, very fine ;)

he's pooring sparkling lemonade into wine glasses with water crest

Shit load of AMAZING food!!! (i love how they presented everything, 10 out of 10!

i kinda had chips and broke my lent promise, but i'll make it up, i'll add another week.

But the vegetables!!! sooooooooo gooooooooood!!!

♫Charz

7:00 AM

I have badminton at 7:00 in the morning... dammit.

*poof*

Fatima

Have you seen my shoes?

OMG!!! love at first sight!!!!
gorgeous gorgeous shoes!!!!
I would love to have these for prom.
But I can't
you know why?
cuz I don't have multiple hundreds of dollars to spend on shoes :'(
♫Charz

John Galliano

chocolate cows?

Okay, so the latest controversy is that chocolate milk is "bad" for children.  Of course, the obvious is that it has twice as much sugar as regular milk, but other than that, it serves the same purposes as regular milk, and is only made with 1% milk or skim.  It also has 9 essential nutrients, including protein, vitamin D, calcium and vitamin A.  So why is this such a problem?  It's not like choco milk is causing obesity or is considered junk food... right?  Well, according to various public schools across North America, including many of the provinces, chocolate milk has been deemed unhealthy and pulled off the shelves of various cafeterias.

Wow, way to go people.  You have just taken away something that might have been encouraging children to eat healthy, now they will have pop and more sugary juices to help numb the pain.  Great plan.  Fortunately, there are many areas campaigning for chocolate milk and its continued distribution, with "Raise your hand for chocolate milk".  I'm all for choco milk, even if I do drink it by the gallon. ;)

xo, Melissa

pop quiz

ESSAY = __________

a) death
b) boredom
c) fml
d) crawl in a cave and live there as a crazy lady
e) all of the above

any takers?

xo, melissa

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if you are wondering what that is code for, it's me banging my head against the keyboard because i'm sick of working on my portfolio stuff.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♫Charz

O Canada

So here's the latest pointless waste of money the government is planning on spending:
Changing ONE line in O Canada.

Instead of:
♪ In all our son's command ♪

they want:
♪ In all doust commands ♪ (or something like that, they wanted to replace sons with doust, that's all I know)

just because they think it doesn't "symbolize" everyone.
To be honest I don't give a Flying F*** about it because it is our anthem. It's classic and it shouldn't be changed!!!
They can shove this idea (along with all their other bad ones) up their butts and go away.
We take pride in our anthem, why change it?
♫Charz

perks

hahahaha, so it may not seem like a big deal, but I got to vote in the Ottawa-West Nepean by-election tonight.  I am still not used to being an adult, but I guess I have no choice.

xo, melissa

Nothing New

So if you didn't already know, parliament resumed its duties as of today. for the past like, 5 months, everyone has been "taking a break/hiatus/whatever" from running our country, because apparently it's not that important of a priority.  Among the topics of the Throne Speech were: members of parliament and senators will see pay decreases (thank god), and no new jobs are expected to be created.  Other party leaders heavily criticized Harper for not addressing climate change action, making new jobs, and that whole business of HST?? 

Basically the same old recycled junk (no joke, Australia reportedly had the same platform... 6 YEARS AGO) was used to convince Canada that everything is headed on the right track.

Well done Harper, I knew I voted for you for a reason.  Oh wait, I didn't, because I couldn't, and I wouldn't have wanted to anyway.

xo, melissa

Don't Do It!!

According to Microsoft, if Windows XP users are browsing the web and suddenly get a notice to press the F1 key (traditionally known as the help button), they SHOULD NOT DO IT.  Apparenly pressing it can cause malware to infect XP and internet explorer browsers, as Visual Basic and Windows Help are intergrated with Internet Explorer.  So when one of those pop-ups appears and you dismiss it as just being annoying, think again.  By pressing F1, hackers can upload dialog boxes and codes from their source, basically allowing them to put whatever viruses, malware or spyware they want on your computer.

The good news is, users cannot actually infect their computer unless they actually PRESS the button.  So no matter how tempting it is to press F1 to get rid of all the bombarding pop-ups, it's not worth having a stupid virus to deal with.

SO DO NOT ASK FOR HELP!

xo, melissa