gold... wait, GOLD!?!?!?

need I say more?? Canada is quite literally the BEST!! although I do feel a bit sorry for the Amer-, wait, scratch that, I don't. =]

so add that to the women's gold medal game (hell yeah, we kick ass) and our 13 OTHER gold medals, and that makes, what's that, 14 GOLD MEDALS?  Yeah that's right, the most gold medals to be won in olympic HISTORY.

Hey, Sidney Crosby, fancy hanging out one day?

xo, Melissa

BTW...

HOLY PUCK WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*poof*

Fatima

A Reading from Gretzky in The Hockey Bible

Our Father, who art in GM Place, hockey by thy game. Thy will be done, gold will be won, on home ice as well as in the stands. Give us this day, our hockey sticks, and forgive us our penalties as we forgive those who crosscheck us. Lead us not into elimination, but deliver us to victory!!! In the name of the fans, CANADA... and the holy puck AMEN.

*poof*

Fatima

IKEA Chair Auction

UPDATE!!!
our chair is now at 60$
WOOO!!!!!
I went to IKEA today and saw Stefan the Man, He is HUGE! anyways.... 7 days left to bid and vote for your favourite :)
stop by at IKEA and VOTE
and bid at http://www.ocriauctions.com/ :)

This is Stefan the Man, standing at around 7 feet tall.

You can definitly wear your heels around him ladies ;)

♫Charz

Pick It Up

Here's some pathetic/funny pick up lines I just found.
If ANYONE ever uses these, they are liable to go to jail.

GIRLS: What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

GUYS: Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!

♫Charz

OCRI Auctions

Here's the follow up on our IKEA Chair Competition:
It was finished on Wednesday and can be seen at IKEA, please go vote!!!!!
But if you WANT it, you can bid at IKEA or online at: http://www.ocriauctions.com/ =]

Here's a picture of the chair... well, non-chair, abstract, mondrian art:

♫Charz

owned.

7 to 3, that's right, that's what i'm talkin' about. =)  sorry russia, better luck NEVER.

xo, melissa

CANADAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Go Canada Go!!!
so excited for the game against russia!!!
we better kick their asses!!!!!

if we lose............

What A Girl Wants

Most guys are confuzzled on what to do to get a girl. So we (Melissa and I) will give a briefing:

1. a CARING guy
2. TRUSTWORTHY, no CHEATING!!!
3. someone who smells GOOD.
4. can talk OPENLY about anything ranging from sex to "Am I too fat?"
5. someone who doesn't give a damn about how you DRESS, (so what if I want to wear sweats all day)?
6. great PERSONALITY
7. sense of HUMOUR
8. some sort of physical ATTRACTION (smile, eyes, broad shoulders...)
9. SUPPORTIVE, don't disagree, just agree =P
10. INTELLIGENCE, if you can't spell it, leave now.

Now magazines like Cosmo, which I know you guys do sneak a peek at to get gf points, tell of traits that women look for in guys. However, they're not always right.

1. Reality-TV-Buff Roger: we don't like men who sit in front of the TV all the time and pay no attention to us.
2. Supermodel Sam: you may as well be gay.
3. Homemaker Henry: this one's pretty much true :) we love it when a guy does the cooking and cleaning
4. Talkative Tommy: shut your trap and stop hogging the phone, or go date your guy buddies.
5. Your Ring Finger Is Missing a Massive Diamond Derek: at this point in time...this is so unrealistic! teenagers... don't get ahead of yourself bud! But we don't mind presents. ;)

♫Charz

fml

So I was casually strolling down the street when I saw this EXTREMELY attractive man. I mean he had it all. The all around tan, ultramarine-blue eyes, messy yet super touchable hair, and great fashion sense. I mean hubba-hubba times 10! So I was like maybe this is my lucky day! Until he went up to this other man and kissed him. And I mean kissed him like romance novel kissed him. I have never wanted to be a gay man so much in my life! Sigh, oh well. It was probably God looking out for me. He probably knew that this dude had an STD or something and wanted me to be safe.

Yeah that's it.

*poof*

Fatima

devastating.

Ok, so this really disturbed me when I saw it flashing across the bottom of my msn messenger screen... a trainer was apparently killed today at SeaWorld by one of the orca whales while doing a show.  40 year-old Dawn Brancheau, who had been working at the park since February 1994 had just finished explaining what the show was going to be about to the audience, and then the whale came up behind her and started thrashing around, and swimming around the tank with her in its mouth.  Visitors in the underwater viewing area saw extremely disturbing images, and those memories will probably never fade. 

When paramedics arrived, they were unable to revive her.  SeaWorld has been closed since, and all the visitors were evacuated immediately.  No further action has been discussed.

So yeah, just some news of the day, very tragic. =(

R.I.P.
xo, Melissa

wow.

AHAHAHAHA!!! The rumours are legitimately true, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are dating.  Apparently Robert spilled the beans while the two were attending the BAFTAs in London, England.  So sorry ladies, no more eye candy... that is single anyway.  Yeah, and apparently they were supposed to make their first official appearance together as a couple at this event, but it's just wayyy tooo hard to be seen together at the same time, so it was too chaotic for them to make the announcement at that time.  So there you go, it's settled, now we can go back to living our lovely lives.

sheesh, beautiful people.

xo, melissa

sex therapy via clothes?

So, all us girls know that guys hold fashion as an important aspect in their girlfriends to some extent.  But what if there were clothes just made for every guy's dreams?  And it wasn't considered bad to think about it in a bad way?

One word for you: ZIPPERS.  Straight from Jesse William's designs, his new line of "barely there" clothes range from silky patterns to knitted items to sports gear, all provided with easily accessible zippers in case of time restraints. Ha.  Many teens already have active sex lives, so what would you think of these clothes?  Specially made for the bedroom or what?

In my opinion, it's actually kind of funny.  I mean come on, clothes that improve your sex drive?? What will they think of next?  Virtual sex therapy?  From the guy's point of view (not that I am the greatest source), it might be handy having zippers, or it could just mean one more thing to screw up while getting the clothes off.  I mean, taking a shirt off over the head isn't that hard to begin with, is it??  Girls, I don't really know, I think I am good with just the good old clothes, like it would be pretty awkward if you needed to depend on designer clothes to enhance your sex life. 

Anywho, the choice is up to all of you, I am merely speculating on the benefits/disadvantages of this new, sexy apparel. ;)  Enjoy.

is it just me, or are some of these outfits not all that attractive to begin with?  (not feeling the black catsuit with a granny sweater and hot pants)

xo, Melissa

Pick it Up

So, I'm really bored and avoiding math hw...that's why I'm blogging. This will be a mini series.
Pick up lines from the bad, the funny and the pathetic both for girls and guys.
(I will not be held responsible if you get killed or gravely hurt in using these pick up lines)

Guys:
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

Girls:
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

♫Charz

Smiley Miley

Miley, Miley, Miley... tsk tsk
I'm honestly disgusted she's the same age as the rest of us!!! maybe you'll feel the same after viewing these:

So Miley, what's with the trashed, ripped jeans? I'm pretty sure you're loaded and can get jeans that are artisticly ripped OR you could just buy real jeans. You're not exactly poor considering the millions you make yearly.

Teen Choice Awards: the requirement was to perform a song, not perform as a stripper. Check out those side rolls...so not attractive *barf*

Bathing suits were made for a purpose. The whole black bra under a white shirt...not really working out for you, bud.

this looks normal... but...

...shredded in the back. Like really?! Can you buy clothes that won't disintegrate on your body? I'm just wondering, like how would you put that on?! wouldn't it just become a tangled mess?? How do you even know where to put your arms???

Dog collar, black leather gloves, boots, yep I think your set to take on the job as a prostitute. This was an outfit from a rumored movie she's doing, and guess what it is: Sex in the City 2.

And I think this last picture is the winner:

And a 1, 2, 3, 4, lets perform for the QUEEN OF ENGLAND! are you crazy? this outfit should never have been seen in public, much less in front of the queen and her royal subjects...GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

Anyways...never liked her, and I don't think I ever will.
♫ Charz

lazy days...

All I have to say is... can it be pajama day everyday?  I am just so out of it right now, school, work, dance, ikea competition, home, school, work, blahhhhhhhh.  So yeah, I really don't know what else to talk about right now, um, well the ikea projet is coming along very nicely, I hope people actually bid on it because it is one smokin' hot piece of art.

Going to see Shutter Island this Thursday as well, so that should be fun, apparently it is not so much scary as it is mysterious??

xo, Melissa

Prioritize!!!

Melissa has decided that her TV shows are more important than everything, so she feels that there's no need to blog =P
Young and the Restless, not exactly a nail biting suspense show, so pause it and BLOG!!!!!
Sheesh...
k, sorry, I'm done my little speech :)
♫ Charz

Spirit Week

As most of you know, its spirit week next week at St. Paul.
here's a reminder:

Monday: PJ Day

Tuesday: Ugly Sweater Day

Wednesday: Career Day

Thursday: Olympic and STP Pride Day (followed by a peprally 3rd and 4th)

Friday: Mythical Creature Day

AVATAR!!!!

Yes, its true, I didn't see Avatar until today..... Don't judge me!!!
Awesome movie, for all of you who haven't seen it or think it's lame, well, YOU ARE WRONG!!! its a must see :) never too late.

James Cameron is a genius! The whole movie was made to simulate live viewing as if you were in Pandora. Cameron even had new technology created for him to film the movie. Multiple cameras were used at once and amazing CGI created a fairytale world.

Let's talk actors/actresses and their characters:

Sam Worthington: Jake Sully, not bad eye candy, except I think he looks better not super scruffy!! lol, but good looking none the less.

Zoë Saldana: Neytiri, amazing job!!! amazing acting job considering she was basically talking to a green screen most of the time.

Michelle Rodriguez: Trudy, total badass pilot! love her ^.^ (fav character). Especially love it when she fools the prison guard: "I don't think these prisioners deserve steaks, (guard bend down to check, gun at head and knocked out cold]"
and
Trudy Chacon: [fires on Quaritch's Hellicopter] You're not the only one with a gun, bitch!

Joel Moore: Norman, because every movie should have its awkward moments = P
Jake Sully: So who's this Eywa?

Norm Spellman: Who's Eywa? Only their deity! Their goddess, maker of all living things. Everything they know! You'd know this if you've had any training whatsoever.

Jake Sully: [Shows him Neytiri's picture] Who's got a date with the chief's daughter?

Norm Spellman: Oh, come on!

If you are one of those people who plan on seeing it again and again and again...(you get the point)
Here are some things to look out for: (goofs from imdb.com)

- Factual errors: The sounds of the gunships in the movie are those of old helicopters, with their hard distinctive "chop-chop" sound. That sound is typical for a helicopter with a two-blade main rotor and non-ducted tail rotor. The gunships in the movie, with their ducted multi-blade main rotors and no tail rotor would not produce that kind of hard choppy noise, but rather a much quicker, softer sound.

- Revealing mistakes: In a few of the sky shots, some of the shadows cast onto the main planet from its moons don't match up with the stellar light source.
- Plot holes: During the breakout scene at the bridge, Max uses an access badge to free Jake, Grace, and Norm from the holding cell. A security camera is clearly seen on the ceiling, yet Max is never identified as the "inside man".

- Plot holes: Human beings are not able to breathe in Pandora's atmosphere, yet the avatars are able to breath inside the human laboratory.

FAVOURITE QUOTE:
Dr. Max Patel: Grace, this is Jake Sully.
Jake Sully: Madame.

Dr. Grace Augustine: Yeah, yeah, I know who you are and I don't need you. I need your brother. You know, the Ph.D who trained for 3 years for this mission.

Jake Sully: He's dead. I know it's a big inconvenience for everyone.

Dr. Grace Augustine: How much lab training have you had?

Jake Sully: I dissected a frog once.



♫Charz

Five Dollar Fraud

Heads up to everyone carrying cash, there are five dollar bills that are floating around with the missing silver stripe on the left side. If you acquire one of these, don't bother bringing it to a bank, they'll just take it and you lose 5 dollars. Its better to keep it and say you were just special :P
But don't think of using it, because that just may be your last cash transaction before heading to the slammer.
♫ Charz

food fight.

All I can say is, I will be extremely happy when next week is over.  I have two presentations, two unit tests, and who knows what else is lurking in the shadows.  Speaking of the presentations, my fellow blogger who shall remain nameless (FATIMA), decided that it is a big deal for a potato to be glued beside fruit products.  So she felt the need to make me cry (inside) in front of our fellow group members today.  Melissas have feelings too ya know.

I still love you fatimoo.
xo, Melissa

:'(

why is love so complicated!!! why can't a certain someone wake up and see that I am right here and that I reallyyyyy like him?

Stefan

Hello everyone :)
Many of you must of heard about art club and Fatima, Melissa and I being super busy. Us, along with Julia (Gr.10) are entering an IKEA Chair Competition, where we will remodel the Stefan chair into a work of art or keep it as a chair. Sadly our progress is slow, considering FATIMA, can't tell the difference between wood glue and white glue...

Here are two key elements, can you think of what we've come up with?
♫Charz

amazing things I found on the interweb

whose eggo would i preggo?

So as I was watching another classy episode of 16 & Pregnant, it got me wondering who I would preggo if I was a dude. Definitely not Scarlett Johansson because she's just too much of a druggie for me. In my opinion, when she talks it sounds like nails scraping on a blackboard. Also, I probably wouldn't wanna make bread in Megan Fox's oven either. She's too .. well.. ummm... dumb? I mean sure, those tattas are like two scoops of maple ice cream to guys but underneath the hotness, it's just a shell. She's probably sweet, and nice, and enjoys photography, and sushi but nothing else. NOW, the people whose caves would be blessed by my bears include Penelope Cruz, Jessica Alba, and Zooey Deschanel from 500 Days of Summer. These women are smart and beautiful and would make great mommas. Umm, just to clarify I am 120% straight. I only say these facts about women because i like to look at things from a male perspective. Anyways, women are way too whiny and demanding for this chick.

Just a break

Wow! there's been a lot of food talk, and I know all you guys who read it, don't really care for that "perfect" prom body, well, maybe for your dates =P
So, for all you cellphone users, you may be in need of a new type of battery soon, one that's powered by Coke! it runs on the sugars in the drink and produces electricity to run a cell. But don't worry just yet about getting a new phone where you can drink and talk at the same time. The companies are still trying to fine tune the product, but it'll definitely be more eco-friendly :).  Just make sure you don't tilt too far back while using it or you may get an unexpected drink going into your ear (it has no lid).
♫Charz

Love It or Hate It?

This looks healthy, doesn't it?

But is it really?
NOPE! not at all.
Most of you know that I have a love/hate relationship with instant noodles, I eat these many times weekly, its a wonder that I'm not fat yet! But I've recently given them up for lent, well today actually, but who's counting.

Instant noodles aren't healthy because the noodles are deep-fried to preserve the noodles, that's why the packages feel oily (no, it wasn't your fingers, don't worry, your beau will not be disgusted by your sweaty, oily hands). Not to mention this lovely little compound they put in the soup base powder, MSG mono sodium something (GLUTAMATE).... it makes your hair fall out! wooo, fun! (no, I'm not wearing a wig, I'm not bald). But MSG also makes you smarter, so is it really worth it? I guess we all know now why there are such smart asians who are bald, or balding.

So love it or hate it? leave us a comment :)
♫ Charz