The origins of the dumb bear

Okay, so charlotte basically covered all the goings on today... so i figured I would just fill in some rough patches.
So we went into this cool knick knack store, and there was like gemstone mania going on, so i thought i would find some amethyst stuff since my birthday is in february.  and i find this ginormous piece of amethyst that looks like it has been ripped from a cave (it was kind of from brazil anyways) and so i was touching it in awe, when fatima and charlotte tell me to stop touching it. i respond "no man, it's not like its against the law or something", and thats when they point to a sign directly in front of my face that says "DO NOT TOUCH; NE TOUCHEZ PAS".
So uh, yeah, i was kinda like, "well, it's all good, now it has melissa all over it" and charlotte and fatima were not feeling the same sentiment.

So we left that place pretty fast and walk through this sketchy alleyway, where i was being mocked for being silly, at which point i started growling like a bear cause i was also hungry, so i stated "grrrr, im a BEARRRR!"  and fatima is like, "shut up, you dumb bear"

end of story. 

xo, melissa

P.S. with refernce to char's recap of the day, fatima insulted me first.  just thought i would say that for the official record.  and everybody knows we are having marriage issues as it is.