.......?!?!?!?!?!?!

this is the most asked question on the internet when you type in why in google:

WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN????

REALLY?! is that what you people google? let's see what they say...
some stuff about god, slavery and biblical reasons.

My answer:
CAUSE WE'RE NOT FOR SALE!!!!

who the hell asks these questions???

and why are canadians afraid of the dark? hmm....i don't think we are, well some of us, lol, but wtf kind of question is that?!
just, GTFO. this is ridiculous yet hilarious.

♫Charz