fml

So I was casually strolling down the street when I saw this EXTREMELY attractive man. I mean he had it all. The all around tan, ultramarine-blue eyes, messy yet super touchable hair, and great fashion sense. I mean hubba-hubba times 10! So I was like maybe this is my lucky day! Until he went up to this other man and kissed him. And I mean kissed him like romance novel kissed him. I have never wanted to be a gay man so much in my life! Sigh, oh well. It was probably God looking out for me. He probably knew that this dude had an STD or something and wanted me to be safe.

Yeah that's it.

*poof*

Fatima