sadly, Bieber is Canadian, ain't that shame to our name (look I can rhyme just like he does =P)
First time I saw him, i thought he was girl! hey, don't judge me, it was on MOD and I was like.. who the heck is that? a girl.. a guy.. a shemale?! and when they said Justin, I thought they had made a mistake and it should of been Justine. But discovered as a youtube sensation? what do you youtubers have against watching other things? why BIEBER??? Why not the guy who blows things up, or sticks things in the microwave, why not just watch ice melt??? that would be sooo much better, even more enjoyable and exciting. Not to mention that your ear drums would stay intact :)
I'm usually all for Canadian born talent like the following:
Ryan Reynolds
Coco Rocha
Alanis Morisette
Rachel McAdams
(a whole list can be viewed at http://www.celebopedia.net/nations/ca.php.)
But Bieber? Do you crazy fan girls like a little squeaky pubescent boy who sings like a chipmunk??
And is he trying to be skater? with those high tops and hair that's always being swung to the side?? Skaters: you should feel offended by this Beiber.
Not to mention his songs....
One less lonely girl? One time? what's with the ones??? it's a one in a million chance that we would be stuck with this little girl of a guy singer/rapper, and we got unlucky. welcome justin beiber to the world of stardom, i hear he's releasing a second CD... my ears are dying! Never gonna let you go? Baby? No one's gonna want to date you bud. Give it up. If you were still a no one you wouldn't have groupies stalking you or stealing your hat in New Zealand. Person who stole the hat in New Zealand: I hope you stole it to burn it, becuase I can't think of any other reason to take it =S. I really don't... well maybe voodoo...
I'll admit that the songs are catchy, but it's because of the lyrics, his voice just projects it... so *cough* Melissa: who loves the song BABY: go thank the song writer, and stop praising Bieber. same with you Fatima! One less lonely girl? really??? sadly EVERYONE knows all the lyrics to the songs they hate, just like Party in the USA... *sigh* life is so not fair... in the sense that we have to listen to these atrosities!!! but no matter, we'll just have a fun time making fun/mocking/laughing at these songs for they are crap. :) (literally)
Well, I don't think I'll ever be done ranting, EVER! but I had better end this before you fall asleep reading about my love/hate for the one and only rat shemale, JUSTIN BIEBER.
I bid you farwell with this lovely song that was produced in calculus class with the help of my friends:
(based on the BEAVER SONG)
THE BIEBER SONG:
Bieber 1, Bieber all,
Let's go to the torture hall.
Bieber 2, Bieber 3,
Let's shoot up the Bieber tree.
Bieber 4, Bieber 5,
Let's all mock the Bieber jive.
Bieber 6, Bieber 7,
Let's send Bieber to anti-heaven.
Bieber 8, Bieber 9,
STOP
Bieber died!!!!!!
It's Party Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you to all who wrote this lovely lovely song for this post :)
maybe we'll record it and get launched to super stardom =P
*translation: whos is cuter? panda or beiber..I think the panda wins by a looooooooooooooooooooooong shot!
Cheerio
Charz
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